December 2012
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Forwarding Address
I’m not updating this Tumblr any longer … all my random language posts are at lasersoptional.com now. Or you can check out my board “Today’s Text” on Pinterest.
Dec 26th
January 2012
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December 2011
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from The Man Who Loved Children
Sam smiled, too, at their bent heads and was encouraged to say that “at the moment Looloo thought of nothing’ but eating of all the dickshunaries she could find and went around chock-full of big words aspewin’ em out and destroyin’ the peas of mind of the famerlee.”
Dec 7th
August 2011
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July 2011
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“Leaf through a dictionary or try to make one, and you will find that every word...”
– Paul Valery, French poet and critic, Collected Works of Paul Valery: Vol. 14: Analects, 1970 [via Wordspy]
Jul 30th
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Neologizing for Fun and Profit
What happens when you ask people to use a madeupical word?Just another day at the Wordnik office … I make a rash bet that I can find examples of the word “macrotraditionalist” in use.  Conveniently, I didn’t say “prior use,” freeing me up to solicit help from friendly folks via Twitter.“ Dear Twitter, please help me win a bet. Please use the madeupical word...
Jul 27th
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watch out for the zedonk
Steven Wright: I finally got around to reading the dictionary. Turns out the zebra did it.  [the entire audience, except Homer, laughs]  Homer Simpson: I don’t get it.  Lisa Simpson: Dad, the zebra didn’t do it, it’s just a word at the end of the dictionary.  Homer Simpson: I still don’t get it.  Lisa Simpson: It’s just a joke.  Homer Simpson: Oh, I get it! I get...
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May 2011
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January 2011
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“Give the people a new word, and they think they have a new fact.”
– Willa Cather
Jan 16th
September 2010
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Women: Bad; Victuals: Worse
VERBAL PREJUDICES. To The Editor Of The Nation: Sir: An obiter dictum in a paper which I read before the Modern Language Association last week has since appeared in a number of newspapers in a curiously distorted version. The following is a sample: “A professor of the University of Michigan, being desirous of ascertaining the most hated word in connection with spelling-reform...
Sep 15th
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August 2010
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“Hold! You crafty ones, strangers to work, and pilferers of other men’s brains. ...”
– [This] caution to the literary pirates of his day is appended by Albert Diirer to his edition of Epitome in diva; parthenices Maria, folio. Nuremberg, 1511
Aug 23rd
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July 2010
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“First they came for the verbs, and I said nothing because verbing weirds...”
– Peter Ellis, as posted in alt.fan.pratchett
Jul 19th
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June 2010
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May 2010
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“And it’s pretty safe to bet that if a fellow needs a six or...”
– Letters From A Self-Made Merchant To His Son
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April 2010
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Apr 22nd
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January 2010
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“I was awed by his intonation of the word “Selah.” “He shall...”
– My Antoniá
Jan 5th
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August 2009
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“I know only two words of American slang, ‘swell’ and...”
– J.B. Priestley
Aug 28th
July 2009
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“One must be drenched in words, literally soaked in them, to have the right ones...”
– -Hart Crane, poet (1899-1932)
Jul 15th
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December 2008
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November 2008
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December 2007
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September 2007
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Chicago = know-how
“Every city has a single word that defines it, that identifies most people who live there. If you could read people’s thoughts as they were passing you on the streets, you would discover that most of them are thinking the same thought.” from Eat Pray Love  via bobulate  
Sep 28th
August 2007
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“Formal grammatical rules may help a weak or stupid mind, but a vigorous...”
– G. Curme, Has English A Future Tense?, The Journal of English and German Philolog, 12(5):528-529
Aug 3rd
June 2007
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Jun 18th
winner: most unlikely song to reference...
Friends is a word we use everyday Most the time we use it in the wrong way Now you can look the word up, again and again But the dictionary doesn’t know the meaning of friends   From here. 
Jun 7th
March 2007
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“If you want to build a ship, don’t drum up the men to gather wood, divide...”
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February 2007
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“ “The English language is owned by every speaker who uses it.” (Ilan Stavans) ”
– http://fp.uni.edu/northia/article2.asp?ID=5836&SECTION=1
Feb 28th